Joke ID 33
Joke Eric: A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."
Paul: it's not worst-joke-wedensday
Eric: oh.
Eric: A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how much. "For you, no charge"
Paul: *cues symbols*
Eric: two atoms are sitting at a bar.
Eric: Atom #1 " i think i've lost an electron"
Eric: Atom #2 "Are you sure"
Eric: Atom #1 "I'm positive!"
Paul: you're going downhill fast
Eric: A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to her.
Paul: are you reading these off of a site that has "the worst jokes on the internet"?
Eric: gaga
Eric: some reddit thing
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